it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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