So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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