im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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