it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize