you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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