Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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