How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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