im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
bring money and cleavage
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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