You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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