Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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