Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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