do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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