It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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