I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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