This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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