that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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