I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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