When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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