apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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