Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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