where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
