One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
