piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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