3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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