Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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