In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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