WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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