he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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