we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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