if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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