How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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