the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
where does the pee come out of this thing
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Come share oat with me in your robe
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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