that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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