It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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