Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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