you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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