butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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