talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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