Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
do nipples grow back?
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