whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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