i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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