Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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