I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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