areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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