Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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