yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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