Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
