So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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