Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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