The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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