I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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