It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's just like the Real World with babies
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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