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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.

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(716): View more from New York

I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.

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(903): View more from Texas

he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.

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(650): View more from California

it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it

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(319): View more from Iowa

when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"

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