she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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