It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You made out with two different species that night
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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