He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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